Wedding Gift Etiquette – How Much to Give

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Army had half a day. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Good Grief!

We just call it a sausage. That’s why you always leave a note! Across from where? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.

• Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
• We just call it a sausage.
• What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”
• I’m half machine. I’m a monster.
• That’s why you always leave a note!

Amigos

Marry me. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. We just call it a sausage.

Mr. F

Michael! Marry me. Steve Holt! But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

1. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.
2. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
3. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

Exit Strategy

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Steve Holt! I hear the jury’s still out on science. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”